Forget losing weight so you want to get Vic Zhou's body, the new disease which is spreading like a virus is from a Blue Eagle who ended up being a crybaby when the Blue Eagles won tittle number 3 in the UAAP this season. The sinister? It's Edwin Jason Escueta, or simple known as Jumbo. If you think you're thin & you need some weight, because this is one athletic-related thing that you should have to do. Right now, i just found out that i'm suffering a disease called JED, better known as Jumbo Escueta Disease. But why? Jumbo weighs 230lbs, not that bad for an athlete w/ a big body which is perfect for shooting hoops. (Actually, it was Justin Chua who started it all but although his body is somewhat slight chubby, he can shoot hoops, hmm, good performance from this UAAP Season, Justin-han.) But who cannot forget the thoughts of basketball critics saying that Ryan Buenafe is not fit for this year's UAAP Season because he gained weight? Ryan proved that the critics were wrong after he did the magical 3-pointer last September 30 which become a red (or blue) letter day for the Blue Eagles.
As i look to myself right now, i guess i'm suffering from JED & i almost have Jumbo's body. So maybe, i need to lose some bulge for now to make sure i'm still in tip-top shape, just smacking it in to the center. Not too fat, not to skinny. Just right.
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