Keep Calm

"I will be calm if i bought the 2 Jollibee Kids Meal toys for PR Operation Overdrive when they're on a re-sale." 

That's what i told to dad on a semi-dramatic night last night after i was forced to sweep the floors, i was frowning, looking angry & at the same time, the thought was rushing in my head that after this, i want to collapse when i land in my bed after a hard work of sweeping the floors. He kept telling me to cool down, but i said i can't, i just ended up being hot headed like there's a bomb exploded in my head. The fire in my head & eyes started to lit up stronger as i become hot-headed, but calming me down? Try to pour a 2-litter bottle of Pepsi in my head or force me to watch the replays of this year's UAAP Finals so i can see again how Kiefer Ravena & Eric Salamat created history for the kids of Katipunan Avenue, just the Juniors-Game 3 for the Eaglets & the Seniors-Game 2 for the Eagles, please. (Let me admit, Bacon Austria gave Ryan Buenafe a 'bromance kiss', don't worry, Nico Salva was not shocked, at lease Salva was calm.) Maybe just to calm myself down, i'd better think about  a lot about the Bacon Austria-Eric Salamat-Ryan Buenafe-Nico Salva-Justin Chua bromance moments from the finals of UAAP Season 73 after Ryan's cold-blooded dagger 3.

In other words, i hate getting pissed because whenever my mom pisses me for not sweeping the floors, it's like there's a volcano exploded at the back of my head & suddenly, BOOM! I lost my cool & ended up being hot-headed like a monster or even crazier, a vampire. & suddenly, a few hours later, i would lock up in the bedroom & cry buckets of tears, i lost my cool, in just a few minutes. Holy Guacamole. So, i hate getting pissed because the worst of it might land me for a heart pain or worse, collapse! The first few days of last month after Ateneo won it's 3rd UAAP Tittle & before the heart-stopping semester break was like a drama series, something like a Taiwanese drama show. As i thought last night, it's like The Hospital to me, Jerry Yan should be the cutest Male Psychiatrist ever, his advice: You will be fine, if you bought the 2 Jollibee Kids Meal toys for PR Operation Overdrive on a re-sale, you will be calm. Not bad for a girl thinks that instead of looking like Vic Zhou, she's ended up looking like Masashi Mikami in a Nike-Ateneo Team Shirt & Team Jacket. Was it just like the Ryan Buenafe cold-blooded 3 for that? 

My mind told me last night, calm down, Jumbo-tan, if mom continues to piss you, the thought about you will get a bruise that will last until the day you will receive your Overdrive Tracker on Christmas Day could be a disaster. Prepare the tiger balm, it's a first aid for bruises. But it gets worse that i thought, save up to buy the Nike-Ateneo Team Shirt & Team Jacket. (I don't want to cry on Christmas Day, telling my Auntie that mom & i had a misunderstanding gone wrong. The bruises will be a no-no to my Jumbo Escueta-ish body.) Or maybe, the bruises that i might receive will be as worst than the bruise on the back of my little sister last February where i end up acting like a scary kid as i rub my mom's ginger balm on her back to ease the bruise. But when it comes on calming down after losing cool. I can either reach for the bottle of Pepsi or the remote when there's a UAAP Game Replay on TV. But it gets worse than i thought, switch to plan b.